Finalmente anche i SEO specialist hanno un loro inno, una canzone che parla di Google, Yahoo! MSN, SERP, AdSense e chi piรน ne ha piรน ne metta. SEO Song (di Benj Arriola)… (il testo รจ riportato qui sotto).
Hey there Google what itโs like to be big daddy? Tons and tons of website save in your index already, yes you do, no more supplemental donโt you? I doubt thatโs true. One day my site disappeared in the SERPs I wondered why it vanished and was never found beyond page 10 and it was gone, on other data centers gone, and it was gone. Oh what you did to me? Ohhh what you did to me? Oh what you did to me? Ohhh what you did to me? What you did to me? Hey there Yahoo I wonder why I was not ranking but in Google I was number 1 and Yahoo I was on page 25.
I had to pay $299, and now Iโm fine. Hey there MSN I still donโt understand why my blogspot and wordpress account outrank my own official sites. Why you love super old sites and old links too. Oh what an industry, ohh what an industry, Oh what an industry, ohh what an industry, what an industry.
Now I try my best to rank in all three top search engines and ask.com still thinks I donโt belong I go long tail and still Iโm gone unless I search for ohh so longโฆ Search engine optimization expert living in Southern California San Diego California 92129. Hey there Digg, why you banned me, I just dugg all my sites so I went to Netscape and voted for my stories now their none, you kicked me out and Iโm gone.
So I StumbleUpon ohh Traffic then increased, ohh Traffic then increased, ohh Traffic then increased, But no Adsense then banned me, Adsense then banned me Ohhh nooo ohhh noooo, OMG.. I will BRBโฆ Ohhh noo.. Adsense GTGโฆ Oh noโฆ Adsense then Banned meโฆ Adsense then banned meโฆ Adsense then banned meโฆ Adsense then banned meโฆ Made Adwords happyโฆ Advertisers happy, Adsense then banned meโฆ Adwords was happyโฆ Adsense then banned me. Fonte: The SEO Song
